As I prepare for the weekends activities, I am faced with an inevitable situation that I can only imagine will test my moral compass to its very limits. Now I’m sure it’s not how a woman feels when faced with the choice of keeping a baby or a parent trying to decide which drowning child to save but in my relatively easy existence it seems pretty God damn difficult.
An acquaintance/friend of mine but definitely erring closer to the side of acquaintance is in the process of getting a divorce (God you already know where this is going don’t you). His wife is honestly model level hot. Now ever since I met them 4 years ago, which was a little before they got married, I always got a strange vibe from her, like she was into me but I really didn’t put much thought into it. As the years have gone by I’ve only been around her a handful of times but I still pick up on that same vibe, which intensified recently which I thought was odd until I found out they were getting divorced. After I found out about what was going on she and I began texting rather frequently and she confirmed what I had thought all along, that she always had a thing for me. In the beginning I was rather excited, I mean I knew it was wrong but this chick is REALLY fucking hot. Then, like a real pussy my conscience began to get the best of me and I cut communication off with her completely which brings me now to the impending moral dilemma.
A friend of mine who is an absolute scumbag (in the most endearing way possible) is celebrating his birthday this weekend down in Gas Lamp, hes invited said ex-wife to the party in hopes of hooking up with one of her hot friends or her if he can, I mean like I said the guys a scumbag. As I sit here behind this keyboard my moral fiber seems rather resolute but I know tomorrow when the shots start coming and the vodka is flowing this rock of a man may quickly be reduced to a shadow of his former self.
My internal monologue has been waging a war against itself all day debating on why I should or shouldnt hook up with her. On the one hand I can’t think of a straight man alive who wouldn’t want to have sex with this girl but then on the other hand I keep telling myself that the guy is my friend which is quickly refuted internally with him not being THAT good a friend.
Hmmmmmmm decisions decisions…………